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Seat Demotivational Poster

1st Class Wannabe -

TAGS: limited number of seats still available moon shoot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:39 pm
To the moon Alice! You might be one of a very select few to get the reference teehee. Thanks you old fart.
MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:37 pm
Good. Can you give me an estimate on how much to replace the shingles?
OldIrish - July 25, 2016, 9:45 am
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 5:00 am
I can see your house from here, UP yours


TAGS: toilet seat marriage husband wife
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by timmey

mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:42 pm
hehehe...It's not good... it's CAREful
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:10 pm

Thud...thud, thud, crack, crunch...Great one!!!!

ANNUAL NINJA CONFERENCE - It looks like the keynote presentation was very well attended this year.

BIKE SEATS - Some Just Aren't Big Enough

TAGS: i hope there is a bike seat in this one
Rating: 2.9/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
pedal faster?
Krissie - March 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
um, wow..i dunno what I can say about this one.....
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well then, at least one of us feels better now!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
Why would that make me feel better? all I feel is noxious.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
There's a reason she's the ex. And she wasn't like that when it was new. Plus I figured it'd make you feel better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:00 pm
Why would you admit that?
MO - March 8, 2010, 10:59 pm
My ex is actually bigger than this beast. So you guys should understand my reluctance to make a poster for todays challenge.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:37 am
I don't think this is what Queen had in mind when they wrote the Bicycle Song "4 badly bent training wheels"


TAGS: boeing plant seattle
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

FatherTyme - June 25, 2011, 1:03 pm
Synth, one can only imagine the Motis your dad can make with his knowledge of WWII aviation...
DrSynth - March 6, 2011, 2:17 am
my dad'll love this one he know's more about WWI/II aviation than the history,discovery and natgeo channels combined
LadyRaven731 - March 2, 2011, 11:19 pm
And a once great nation trembled in fear.
Reality Lord - December 30, 2010, 4:56 pm

awesome tribute.
Derek - December 30, 2010, 4:12 pm
16 B-17s/day!!! Mein Gott!!!


TAGS: these ain t the cheap seats
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 5:02 pm
Check out the rest of the people in the pic Bart...their expressions are truly priceless.
spacedog - October 25, 2009, 4:28 pm
Amsome Bone. 5
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 2:46 pm
lol this is epic baseball day material. 5/5 Man, it looks like the girl with the hat is getting the vapors.


HIS MOMMA - didn't raise no dummy

TAGS: rerun seatbelts
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - August 16, 2012, 1:53 pm
cool! do you wear it?
ughomer - August 16, 2012, 11:00 am
Hey Air - that's the EXACT t-shirt I won for the July contest!! Vbattle won 2 and I only got one!
falloutghoul - August 3, 2012, 8:14 pm
Looks like that was a *puts on sunglasses* ****ty day.
rerun - August 3, 2012, 8:24 am

It keeps the law from giving me tickets, but it sadly didn't stop me from sailing thru the windshield into the back of that manure truck
mariand - August 3, 2012, 1:45 am
hahaha... nice T-shirt rr!!!

CHEEKY - My bum definitely looks big in these

TAGS: funny seats
Rating: 3.08/5

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TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by rerun

forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally

OOOOOHHHH - Men around the world just shifted in their seats

TAGS: handball not nice seat a
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - July 19, 2011, 8:11 am
Well i did actually know that they have something for that area, but i know for a fact that it would still hurt like hell
GIANNIS511 - July 19, 2011, 7:57 am
Only the ones that do not know the game. Goalkeepers have something to protect the "area".

INSPIRATION - ...and suddenly Fernando knew how to quadruple the seating capacity at the White Swallow Bar.




TAGS: seatbelt safety tin foil hat
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:47 am
Shoulder belt? You mean the ***bie protector? Thank God Ralph Nader had a passion for bre***esses. In other words, seat belts are for girls! Same goes for motorcycle helmets.

BUCKEL UP - and enjoy the ride

TAGS: funny toilet seat
Rating: 1.9/5

More motifakes by Dominosac

Sean - October 11, 2009, 12:44 am
MOTINOOBS Actual humour is completely unintentional.
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:50 pm
AK, it was a gift to the regulars... and that is what the love is all about!
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:48 pm
lol, wow AK
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:46 pm
I laughed at that too... Was it mean to approve this..?
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:46 pm
Heh heh.... buckel.

seattle -

carpool -

PERSPECTIVE - It can change everthing

FASHION SENSE - The Seahawks don't have it

YANKEE STADIUM - Rebecca Black goes to buy tickets before anyone else. And she doesn't know which seat to take. The front seats, the middle seats, or the back seats?

BATTLE OF SEATTLE - They Were Asking For It

NILES CRANE - The Epitome of Seattle

TAGS: niles crane seattle
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by HelljumperM60

Adam - June 20, 2009, 5:49 pm
Moar - February 13, 2009, 2:14 pm
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 2:02 pm
Kurt Cobain

WHICH SEAT SHOULD SHE TAKE? - Rebecca Black's worst nightmare

OSCHESTRA SEATING - Security made me switch SEATS... After they found out my PARENTS were MARRIED when I was BORN.


TAGS: toilet seat humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 30, 2013, 11:05 pm

I know, I know~~those pesky devices with more than one moving part are so darn confusing...
RetiredUSNChief - June 30, 2013, 8:16 pm
That's not "penance"...that's "peace and quiet".
falloutghoul - June 30, 2013, 9:03 am
I always put the lid down.
Airman - June 29, 2013, 10:16 pm
you just now figured that out? You old Bovine you
Silverheart - June 29, 2013, 3:14 pm

In response to that dilemma, I put the lid down. Now she has to handle the seat too, no matter what. If I have to, it;s only fair...
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 12:45 pm

Well, not for you...
GaryO - June 29, 2013, 12:27 pm
There’s a seat??
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:50 am

I'm sure your better half won't object to that. She'll just clean it with your toothbrush~~
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2013, 11:29 am
Why am I to blame for pissing on a seat that was left down AND blamed for a seat left up? Screw it....I'm pissing in the sink from now on.

strategic seating arrangements -

TAGS: strategic seating
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:19 am
Yessssss...assigned seating...frequently the only way I know who I'm talking to in class.

Hold Your Tongue -

TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct ***ed to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct ***e! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct ***e is at fixing anything! Lol!

Spawn -

Best Value -

TAGS: value packed tube socks many uses save toilet seat warmer pinching pennies poop
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 3, 2014, 7:33 pm
Those 12 packs are best...last at least a month! Teehee, thanks for stopping by mao.
maoworks2 - May 3, 2014, 12:52 pm
Very Interesting

Buckle Up -

WHAT? - I left the toilet seat down

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF - Your Outhouse Has a Window Seat

eggs -

TUNNELS - Much like the ones on Motifake, this one was pretty clever at first. But that doesn't mean you wanna wrap your sink, toilet seat, and fireplace with the same design.


TAGS: freaks internet have a seat for the show
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by sickartist

CANADA - January 31, 2010, 6:07 pm
that's bigger than my mohawk
rerun - January 31, 2010, 5:20 pm

I think I know that kid
ICEMAN - January 31, 2010, 4:17 pm
True enough. 5 punks.

DISCOVERY - Today on National Geographic: the long lost septic wonder simply known as "God's Throne."

NEW THIS SEASON - Bathrooms by R. Kelly

TOILET ADVICE - when your toilet gives you advice, I think you should take it

TAGS: funny toilet seat stuff
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by Dominosac

Pacifist - October 11, 2009, 9:01 am
Or does Harvey do that for you?
Pacifist - October 11, 2009, 9:01 am
Are you patting youself on your back right now?
Sean - October 11, 2009, 12:51 am
Motinoob!!!! Now turn out that light. Yer folks ain't made a money, ya know? And wot's that smell? Are you burning incence again?
MrRandom - October 11, 2009, 12:43 am
My creative process has been found out.....
Sean - October 11, 2009, 12:42 am
MOTINOOBS Find pic on internet. Laugh at pic more than should. Type first thing into poster generator that comes to mind. Pat self on back for making THE best motifake ever. Repeat process 37 times. Turn out light in parent's basement. Go to sleep.

Fisherman's tale -

TAGS: sure come on in waters fine have a seat relax while fishies dine
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

JesusWept - April 23, 2016, 9:37 am
LMAO brilliant! ^^^^^Up

Good Deeds -

TAGS: deeds elderly seat bus crash driver
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 12, 2017, 2:13 pm
That's nothing you should see my winter driving talents teehee
ipaprime - May 23, 2017, 5:43 am
He should have known better, than to let you drive.
MissPriss - May 22, 2017, 10:40 pm
thnx 'cern
MissPriss - May 22, 2017, 10:37 pm
d*** rights!
Cannabal - May 22, 2017, 11:44 am
I guess Canadians can e funny after all. :-B
concern3 - May 22, 2017, 5:51 am
nice, fake right go left, UP yours

Crocodile -

TAGS: crocodile seat sit crap please
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:59 am
On your bum. Chuckle, chuckle.

Drugstore Shopping #3 -

Poor Social Skills -

TAGS: computer seat potato
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Oldsod - February 20, 2015, 6:26 am
Can't imagine why...responding to another student's intentionally obtuse question by pantomiming ritualistic seppuku might have had something to do with it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 11:52 pm
Lol, why does she think this?
Oldsod - February 19, 2015, 5:39 pm
Heh...had a student today inform me that I'm the most bizarre, oddball, weirdo she's ever met. I laughed and thanked her. I don't think she'd have looked more surprised if I'd belted her with a mackerel. VIVE LE STRANGE!
Silverheart - February 19, 2015, 5:19 pm

Er, without a computer... gundam autocorrect...
Silverheart - February 19, 2015, 5:18 pm

I grew up in the pre-internet era called the 80s. With a computer to exacerbate things, I still developed an acute case of misanthropy. 5/getawayfromme/Lions
maoworks2 - February 19, 2015, 2:39 pm
That's A Good One 5L's .

Murphy's Law -

TAGS: murphy law movie seat
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:41 pm
No Shyt!! Happens to me all the time! HAHAHAHA! ^!


TAGS: bodybag vehicular homicide pts*d babyseat
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - October 17, 2016, 8:16 pm
No no no you're thinking Erotic Asphyxiation wich killed Kung-full and the leader singer Of INX. If someone is laying on Thier stomache it's laborious to breath so if the cops leave them like that it means they've already went across
MissPriss - October 16, 2016, 4:08 pm
* s.e.x. ed.
MissPriss - October 16, 2016, 4:08 pm
And don't forget *** ed.

The Brain That Would Not Die -

TAGS: picking battles seats jars spiders
Rating: 4.67/5

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steve1961 - December 27, 2015, 1:49 pm
My gf never complains about the toilet being up...For one, I never leave it up because I hate it more than she does and second, she knows that if she did complain about it, I'd probably glue everything down and piss in the sink.
concern3 - December 27, 2015, 4:09 am
You nailed it a 5er

Kiddy Seat? -

TAGS: cats gansta seat
Rating: 4.4/5

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mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 4:22 am
Male bullet proof 'jewel' boxes for Superman. She IS his kryptonite. Lois Lane didn't have a clue!
mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 4:22 am
Male bullet proof 'jewel' boxes for Superman. She IS his kryptonite. Lois Lane didn't have a clue!
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:59 pm
That's great to know. Ever wondered what happened to her pointed bra? Cat cups?
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:15 am
So THAT'S what happened to Wonder Woman's car! It became a puddymobile!